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malkatz:

The only way this gif

gets better

is if you reverse it

he’s like “the sun? well fuck that shit.”

(via mamakarkat)

smoochmotif:

I talked about how to get ready for a con, how to pack, and how to behave at a hotel in my last post, CONNON SENSE. In this post I’ll be talking about how to tackle the actual convention.

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I’m lying in bed and I’m thinking about how I really m hoping to go to the meetup Monday and see Kendra and everything and I’m laying there and I’m like “Is it even okay that I want to kiss my girlfriend.”

In my mind it’s like actually not okay to be so forward in affections. Like I give hugs and hold hands easily and everything but I’m
Sitting here wondering what the hell is wrong with me.

Like I’m scared to kiss my girlfriend I don’t even know if she wants to kiss me I doubt she does I’m p icky.

Gamzee is in the cosplay shuffle now.

That’s literally how I decide who’s going to con

I put them all in a hat and draw names

Chubby Gamzee, and I might be learning to juggle clubs and I bought purple spray paint and if I can arrange a PHOTOSHOOT soon I can manage to whip it out and paint some clown faces.

Current cosplays in the shuffle:

Fem!Equius
Kanaya
Damara
Aranea
Gamzee
Jane
Bro(western stuck and regular)
GT!Karkat
Dead!equius
Dead!Dirk

Current constants:

Karkat Vantas

I have a huge boner for indigo clubs at our local funfx and my mom agreed perhaps if I learn to juggle I can purchase them.

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

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calipornographic:

WE HAVE THIS ANTI-BULLYING PROGRAM AT OUR SCHOOL AND WE HAD TO WATCH A VIDEO WHERE THE PRINCIPAL OPENS A YEARBOOK AND FLIPS TO A PAGE WITH JUST A PICTURE OF A KID WITH HIS EYES CLOSED AND IT ZOOMS IN AND AS SOON AS HIS EYES OPEN KATY PERRY STARTS PLAYING LIKE “I’M WIDE AWAKE” AND I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AND THE TEACHER GAVE ME A DIRTY LOOK

(via wildveronica)